How to Save Earth from….Us

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

(via fuckyeahgreekmythology)

mariacosway:

if you’ve ever wanted to be as good at insults as achilles, look no further. some zingers from book one:

  • dogface
  • sack of wine
  • antelope heart
  • leech
  • poltroon
  • commander of trash

(via classicsenthusiast)